I’m going to compete in the Irish Conker Championships

conkers...

conkers...

yes you read it correctly… 😉

This coming October bank holiday weekend sees the Irish Conker Championships, now in their 10th year take place in Freshford, County Kilkenny.

I spoke with Main Orgainser Brenda who explained to me that whilst some may find the event a little on the trivial side… there are those who do take it quite serious. I explained to Brenda I was one of the more serious. Brenda laughed slightly and asked how long I had been in training for….? hmmmm

The area where the competition takes place is surrounded by 52 conker trees so its perfect for the event. It is from here the local primary school, will start in about 2 weeks time collecting conkers every day after school and at weekends. In total about 25-30,000 conkers will be used.

conker - image courtesy of http://www.louieswords.com

Brenda also explained that to avoid any ‘tom-foolery’ all and only conkers supplied by the association along with leather laces supplied by local shoe maker Michael Rossiter can be used on the day.

The holes are then drilled by some of the 70 volunteers on the Saturday and then laced on the Sunday ready for the competition starting that day at 12pm.

I’ve formed a picture in my head of the 118 50 kind of Flahavans 1980’s type tracksuit complete with cotton sweatband of course…. I’m wondering also if I need a Rocky Balboa group of trainers to stand in my corner and a nick name for when I am announced entering the ring…. 

Either or… I’ve been off the competitive conker circuit for close on 21 years now and I need to get into training…. 😉

If you want to find out more visit the Irish Conker Championships website. Also on the weekend will be about ’80 musicians and the Kilkenny Flower Show along with the usual fares, stalls and stands. It costs €6 for an adult to enter and €1 to use the practice arena.

Any thoughts or advice for me – leave a comment. I need all the help I can get 😉

Could this be a nice opportunity to raise a little sponsorship for a good cause…?

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4 replies
  1. donna m
    donna m says:

    omg i just had a flashback. my dad is british and i remember him showing me as a kid how to do this! i beat my brothers of course 🙂

    good luck to you laddie!

  2. Peter Donegan MI Hort
    Peter Donegan MI Hort says:

    @alison
    so far I’ve had
    ‘Peter – Your Ass is Grass – Dooonneeeegaaaaaan…’ [@davymac]
    William The Conkerer [@janeruffino]
    the Dublin Destroyer [@daradar]
    the Grevious Gardener [@daradar]
    blunt forceman [@topgold]
    bonkers about conkers [@eoink]

    maybe I should do a poll and see what everyone thinks… ?! 😉

    @donna m
    thanks buddy…. i’ll need all the luck I can get!

    slán
    peter

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